1 Guy says 2 another

In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.

He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"

Sounds women make during sex.

Sounds women make during sex.
1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah.
2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes.
3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more.
4) Religious - oh god. oh god.

for girl workers

A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"

Teacher: why are you late?

Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.

B. I. T. C. H.

U are a...

Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Horny
r u smiling now?
*YOU BITCH*

Doing nothing?

Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur's Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"

You are a GHONCHU..

You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...

Naye Dost Nahi Banatey

Hi,
Karke dosti, hum doston ko nahi bhulate….

Zindagi bhar hum dosti hain nibhate….

Na tumhe ho batwaare ka ehsaas….

Isliye ab hum naye dost nahi banate..

Dosto ki Yaad

Guzare Huve Kal Ki Yaad aati hai,
kuch lamhon se aankhen bhar aati hain,
woh subah rangeen shaam nirali doob jati hain,
jab aap jaise doston ki yaad aati hai.

Sohne dedaar bina

Husan jachda nu shingar bina,gabru jachda nu mutiar bina,
zindagi narak hai pyar bina,asin pal-pal jinde,pal-pal marde,sada ji nu lagda,sade sohne dedaar bina.....

Akkh bharr gai

Tenu yaad kar ki ajj akkh bharr gai,
buha kharkan di awaz navi aas bhar gai,
buha khol ki vekya ta koi nahi c,
kismat nu ki kahie sade nal ta hawa vich mzaak kar gai....

Akkh bharr gai

Tenu yaad kar ki ajj akkh bharr gai,
buha kharkan di awaz navi aas bhar gai,
buha khol ki vekya ta koi nahi c,
kismat nu ki kahie sade nal ta hawa vich mzaak kar gai....

Umar vi mere

.......Kaiyan nu asin chub de aan kande vangu...,
.............te kai sanu rab ne banai firde.,,,,
.....Kai dekh sanu badal lainde ne rah apna ,,,,,,,,,,
.............te kai sade rahan ch phul ne wishai firde,
.....nitt hundiyan ne bahut duavan mere lai,,,,,,,,,
.............kai mangde ne maut meri,,,,,,,,,
.....te kai apni umar vi mere naam likhai firde,,,,,

OH HAR KHAT DE

OH HAR KHAT DE VICH KENDI SI,
TERI DULHAN BANKE AAVANGI,
AGLE SAAL DIWALI TE TERE GHAR VICH DEEP JAGAVANGI
NA DEEP JAGE NAA OHH AYII,
MENU KALLI RAAT NE GHER LIA,
AJJ FER UDDE KUJ KHAT PARKEY,
MAI DARD PURANA SHER LIA,
KIOO SATHO MUKH TU FER LIA

mithe supne

bade mithe supne vikhaye c ohne
te saadiyan nindran uda dittiyan,
sahnu majboor karke apne ishq wich ohne,
kise hor de naal yaariyan laa littiyan......

Manzil

jaan kar bhi kitne anjaan hai hum
hum duno ki rahe alag ho lakin manzil to ek hai
ek raste pe duno hum chal nahi sakte
manzil pe pohanch ke akle rah bhi nahi sakte

Badal te mausum..

Hosh hain magar khabar nahi
josh hain magar munzil nahi
dil hain magar dildar nahi
badal te toh mausum hain magar tum nahi..

chahat mein teri

chahat mein teri itna barosa kia
ke bewafai koi asar nahi
chahat mein teri sab kuch luta dia
ke kuch khone ka ehsaas nahi
chahat mein teri sab kuch bhula dia
ke na kuch yaad aane ka dokh nahi

Fikhar karo uski...

Fikhar karo uski jo aapki fikhar kare
zindagi mein kabhi aapko ruswa na kare
jaan bun ke utar jaye uski jaan mein
jo jaan se bhi zeada aapko pyar kare..

mohobbat ki saza

dil ko thor gayi
jigar ko cheer gayi
humne poocha kya galti hain hamari
usne kaha "bepanah mohobbat karne ki saza hain tumhari"

Qismat ke likhay ko

Qismat ke likhay ko koi kesay mitaya kar ta he
jinsay rishtay bantay he'n dil unko azmaya kar ta he
is aazmaish me jhotay rishtay aksar toot jatay hen
doston ke darmyan insaan khud ko tanha paya karta he

Ek bewafa se..

Hum ek bewafa se rishta bana baithe
phir unke pyar mein dhoka kha baithe
paathron se tha talukaat apne,
phir bhi kya jaane kyu sheeshe ka ghar bana baithe...

naam us ka liya

naam uss ko liya tho uljhan si ho gayi
shayad humain ussey mohabat si ho gayi
woh karta raha badnaam humain logone main
aur humain mashoor rehney ki adat si ho gayi

Zindagi mein...

Zindagi mein bohut waqt aysa aayega
jab tumko chahane wala hi tumko rulayega
magar vishwas rakhna uspar
kyu ki akele mein woh tumse kahi zeada aansu bahayega...

mobile

na mujhe kisi ka dil chahiye.....
na kisi dard ki mujhe talash hai......
mere phone ko jo apna samajh kar recharge karwae......
hamko to us dost ki talash hai................

Solid Dosti

Apun ki Dosti ekdum JHAKKAS mangta,
Bole to Apun AAG to tu GHI,
Apun MILK to tu TEA,
Apun ASMAN to tu TARA,
Apun JANWAR to tu CHARA,
Apun MUNNA to tu SIRKIT

dil ka kaha

Dil ka kaha ek kam kardo
pyari si muskan mere nam kar do
aaj dunia pe ek ehsaan kar do
ghar se naha ke niklo aur sari colony ko hairan kar do!

KyA lAdKe dUfFeR HoTeY hEiN???

kabhi koi kahe inn ladkon ko sweet
to kabhi koi kahe he is my heart beat
lakin mein to aik he cheez kehti hoon
hein yeh ladke duffer!!!
bhagtey hein yeh ladkiyon ke peeche
likhte hein yeh love letters
aur phir samajte hein ehsaan kia hai humne aap per
hein na yeh duffer???

Tumhari chhapalon ki design

Ek baat meri samajh mein bilkul nahi aata hai
Tumhari chhapalon ki design har roz badli hui nazar aati hai
Sabhi sandal apne aap mein attractive hain
Kya tumhare boyfriend kisi joote ki company ka representative hain

dil ki baat

Dil Ki Baat Janta Nahi Koi,
Kehna Hamara Manta Nahi Koi,
Hum To Jaan Bhi Apni Luta De Khushi Se,
Par Ahmiyat Is "jaan " Ki Janta Nahi Koi

kanha nahi hai too

koi meri nazar se dekhe ki kanha nahi hai too,
mene teri mojudagi har shaiy me paai hai,
sooraj ko dekhu to tera khayal hai,
chand me bhi jese teri hi parchhai hai,
phoolo me bhi basi hui mehek hai teri,
taron ne bhi chamak teri aankho se paai hai,
is zameen par bhi kanhi padte honge kadam tare,
ye hawa bhi shayad tujhe chhukar k aai hai,
tere hi sapne dekhe hamne din k ujaalo me,
teri yaad me hamne kitni raate jagai hain..........

Tanhaiyo me muskurana

Tanhaiyo me muskurana ishq hai,
ek baat ko sab se chhupana ishq hai,
yu to nind nahi aati hume rat bhar,
magar sote sote jagna or jagte jagte sona ishq hai."

Kabhi pooch lethe agar tum

Kabhi poochlethe agar tum
Ke kya hai mere dill me
Kya mere khwaab hai
Or kisme meri khushi hai
Mein thumhe dill khol kar bathathi

Lekin,
Thumne kabhi poocha hi nahi
Thumhe jaane ki jaldi thi
Thum agar jaane se pehle bhi poochlethe
Tho me thumhe bathathi ke tum hi ho
Mere dill me meri khwaab or meri har khushi